Amazon totally missed the mark recently. I took it as a good sign. This week I had one of those I completely suck at everything moments. Shockingly enough, it had to do with social media. Also shockingly enough, I haven’t perfected the art of expressing sarcasm in writing. Just imagine that last sentence was dripping with […]
Snow morning session
Chip, scrape, chip, chip scrape. Morning. The early winter sky a brilliant blue. Sun reflects shimmery on white, blinding me. Chip, scrape, chip, chip scrape. It was a little thing. And then the next to follow the first. Both little. One cover-up leading, as it will, to another. Chip, scrape, chip, chip scrape.
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Conversations with enablers and would-be superheroes
So, I’m almost two weeks and a few face palm moments into this NaNoWriMo thing, coming to grips with the whole layer of stress I’ve added to a month already filled with frenetic activity. Signing on to write 50,000 words in 30 days wasn’t my Most Brilliant Idea of All Time, apparently. And I live […]
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It’s okay. I’m not into drawing, anyway
A friend of mine and I were comparing notes recently on the joys of parenting. He has an eighteen-month-old son and his wife is about halfway through her pregnancy with another. He told me about how he had, until recently, held out just a little smidgen of a nugget of hope that the second baby […]
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The Learner’s Permit. Also known as Fifty Hour Glutes
“We taking the freeway?” Jack asks as I get out from behind the wheel and cross to the passenger side. His schoolmates hoot at him from in front of the building, impressed by his learner’s permit. He struts to the car. “Not a chance. There’s construction,” and probably will be for the next decade. For the […]
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The angst of laundry and endless edits
“My working title is The Vinyl Hound,” Mike said. “It’s a character study about a dog made of vinyl, who wants to be an astronaut.” “I swear to God, you need to promise you’re not going to say that, or I won’t sit by you.” Kind of a lame threat, but all I had. This was […]
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With a little time and some Pinterest, I can mess up just about everything
A little part of me believes herself to be Julia Child incarnate. Pesky Julia rarely feels like strutting her stuff when I have a free afternoon and no one to impress. She shows up when I’m pressed for time and need to provide appetizers for a couple dozen people. I should feel lucky, if I’m […]
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Losing all my marbles first thing
“Could you check our online account?” Mike yells at me from his office. “My computer’s blocking pop-ups and I can’t figure out how to log in since they upgraded their system.” It’s Saturday, 9 am, and I’m just getting my first cup of coffee and looking at a yard filled with leaves and starting to […]
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I so freaking love these people
Two brothers, give or take six hours between school and bedtime, so many things to fight about. Things like: Who gets shotgun on the ride home. Who got it last time. Who had it all last week, for crissake. Who left the empty Cheetos bag in the back seat for someone else to clean up (righteous indignation […]
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Earplugs are the coolest accessory
Mike and I were at a reception last week for a woman who would deliver the keynote address at a conference the next day. The conference chair and her husband were telling us that our guest of honor had found a note in her room from the hotel manager apologizing in advance for the concert […]
