After the winter we’ve had, I don’t think it’d be too much to look forward to Spring as some sort of relief. But, uh … nope. I mean, just look at this: On the bright side, we haven’t had to do any lawn watering yet, which is weird because it’s mid May, when everything’s usually veering toward […]
A Bonafide Review of the Whole30
I’ll admit, when I posted my little rant earlier about a particular diet, I was a little overwrought. I don’t normally go in for drama, but it had been a trying couple of weeks. Now that we’re at the end of the Whole30 and I’ve had some crackers and calmed down, I thought some of […]
You knew it couldn’t last forever … or maybe you didn’t think about it much
So… things are changing around here, in case you hadn’t noticed. I’d like to think those changes are going to happen/have happened in some sort of orderly and seamless manner, and that I’ll not lose a single one of you, or leave anyone confused. … kind of like my approach to parenting. The reality is, I’ve […]
Breakfast with Jerks: Musings on a #Whole30 Morning
Who eats grapefruit at a pancake house? Actually, who eats grapefruit anyway? You know what happens when you order grapefruit? You pay three bucks for an orb of sour water pustules on which you must perform delicate surgery with a weird, serrated spoon to excise each tiny bite full of kill-me-right-now. This is currently my […]
8 Reasons your kid should travel (without you)
The first time we sent our children on a trip without us (or any other relative), it was to a weeklong camp near a mountain lake. Our sons were ten and seven years old. Some were surprised we’d let our younger kid go, but he was ready for an age-appropriate camp program like this. Both […]
Hot Water and House Mysteries
One morning last week, I was washing my hands in the bathroom sink, the timing of which prompted someone upstairs to yell and pound on the wall. Our water heater, probably like most residential heaters, delivers water of the precise temperature requested to only one person at a time, with preference to whoever most recently […]
How to enjoy Calgary when any other normal person might just stay inside
When I Googled “One Day in Calgary,” I found a website or two with helpful tips for the person whose aim is to cram a whole lot of stuff into a teensy time frame. It’s become our modus operandi to do what we can to experience an entire city in one day. We’re busy people. Sometimes a day is all we’ve got. We had […]
My Pre-Run Whine Session
I admit I’m not feeling much into the running thing lately. And here I just signed up for another half marathon. This one’s in April, and I have to tell you if the registration wasn’t almost as arduous as the actual event, I might not have. That makes more sense the better you know me. […]
I’m clearly not the mom I once was
The other day I entered my son’s bedroom on some errand or another, and realized something important. It had to do with the olfactory impact of enclosing an adolescent and his Axe body spray in a small space with a fish tank and an only halfway clean lizard terrarium. I realized my gag reflex has returned. I’m […]
A Few, Mostly Useless Lessons from the Snowpocalypse
First, regardless of the title, let’s just get this out of the way: there are too many made up words with which one can describe what’s been going on around here, but probably shouldn’t. To wit: Snowpocalypse, Snowtastrophe, Snowstruction, Snowmageddon, Snowlamity, Snowlocaust, Snowfandango. Maybe some of those were cute after the snow started coming. But then […]