
Once, early on in our marriage, I came home for lunch and there was a dirty glass on the counter with a note next to it:
“Dearest Wife,
“Might I gently suggest that your habit of drinking V-8 without rinsing out the vessel afterward might have a lot to do why so many of our glasses have taken on a permanent cloudy hue? If you could take care of this, it would be as good for the glass as it would be for our relationship.”