A conversation on the way home from school:
Mom, I was texting with some total stranger today.
<pause>
Who … I thought you weren’t supposed to text at school.
It was at lunch. She thought I was someone else.
She was all: “Heyyy :).”
Turns out she thought I was her cousin.
Some guy named Mason.
Did you give her any personal information?
No, mom, she just had a wrong number.
But wouldn’t believe me
when I told her I wasn’t her cousin.
So I gave the phone to Deano.
What’d Deano do?